We’re the Beacon Hill gulls choir
we are basically tone deaf
we don’t know our base from our treble
and we can’t tell a “B” from an “F”.
We think we are Sopranos
but I wouldn’t make a bet –
we’ve been practicing for centuries
and there’s no improvement yet.
We sing the same song over –
morning noon and night
we’re bored out of our tiny minds
‘cause we can’t get the DAMN TUNE right.